February 2012
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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
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and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
Awwww holy shit.
The HORRENDOUSLY awkward moment when you only just notice that you’d somehow clicked the speed limiter so your download said it was gonna take like 3 days and now it’s only gonna be 53 minutes :/
FML.
Weeeeiirrrrrddddddddddd.
Just had to pop some weird motherfuckin’ blood-blister-type thing on my lip with a pair of scissors.
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM BLOOD-BLISTER-TYPE THING?
HOW LONG WERE YOU THERE LOOKING ALL UNSIGHTLY AND SHIT?
War of the noisy music :D
Feel free to play metal in the kitchen Aleks.. i shall play dubstep with my equally loud speakers.
sweetdreamsweetcheeks:
oh yeah, im quitting my job.
mike, forget what i said, dont apply its a horrible job.
Whaaaaat what’s happened? Text meee :D
Temptation averted
My room got cold and made me realise that I REALLY don’t wanna be strolling around outside tonight in the snow as it’ll be mindblowingly cold. Maybe i’ll just go twice tomorrow instead :)
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Worrying temptation to head off to the gym...
Yes or no?
Silence of the Lambert.
I suddenly realised today that i haven’t really posted anything on the Tumbs for aaaaaages. So i thought i’d fill you in:
I’m bored all the time
I can’t see any evidence of my work at the gym despite getting up to be there at 8 every day for the past 2 weeks or so.
I’m probably eating less healthily than I should
Beginning to feel as if I have no friends
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